Funny Ways To Answer The Phone

These ways to answer the phone are funny.


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Answer: What's tootin' fart nugget?

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Answer: Potato Head here. Who there?

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Answer: City Morgue. You slice 'em, we ice 'em.

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Answer: City Morgue. You kill 'em. We chill 'em.

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Answer: City Crematorium. You kill 'em. We grill 'em.

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Answer: Sup? Greaseball!

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Answer: Mayonnaise Sandwich on my head. Who is on the bed?

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Answer: Popcorn in my pocket. Who's in the rocket?

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Answer: Gimme the pudding!

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Answer: I got lice. Let's talk nice.

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Answer: My phone is on the fritz. You just made my list.

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Answer: What's good? I stole all of your food.

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Answer: Let's go to the zoo. I will feed the lion my shoe.

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Answer: My toes are loose. Where's the caboose?

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Answer: My phone makes you sound like a clown. What's going down?

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Answer: What's up Jelly Doughnut Buttercup Baby Bunny Dodo Bird?

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Answer: What's the poop Rump-head?